Well Bob, I‘ll have to go with uhmm... door #3, no wait! The box, yeah, yeah, the box. Hold onasec, maybe I should go with the door, there could be something bigger behind the door, so I‘ll have to go with the door. Unless it‘s a mule, like the one from the Budweiser ads -having a talking mule around the house would be soooo cool, but then he‘d piss me off with all that whining. Stupid mule!! I‘ll have to go for the box, yeah, small shiny objects could be held in the box and I do so like small shiny objects. Definitely the box. Always go for a small box

Unless there‘s a car behind that door, someone did mention something about a car, maybe it‘s a car, do you think its a car Bob? I‘ll have to say the door, yep, the door. That‘s it for me, that door.
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NOOO!!! I can‘t drive! What the **** would I do with a new car?! Insurance payments, gas payments, beautiful women would only talk to me because of my car and then I‘d have to talk back to them, resulting in a responsibilities as I‘d have to make sure it was clean, implying that I‘d have to make sure "I" was clean and that means having to buy new clothes which would dip into my Pokemon budget and then this would all lead to dinners, movies, nights out on the town and then, then, then...
... a sleepover!!
How would that work? I‘d have to read books or watch "Sex in the City" to figure out what to do with a woman and that would mean less time playing Battlefield 1942 (which is difficult enough as it is seeing as how I own a Mac?!?) which I currently do in my head! Do you see the pressure you‘re placing upon me BOB!! How would you like it if I gave you a choice of rewards?
"Bob, you can either choose to march up and down this parade square all afternoon, or you can go to the moving pictures!"
It isn‘t so easy is it Bobby! I‘m going to have to use a lifeline, I‘m going to 50/50 this one Bob. So take one of these choices away and then allow me to use another lifeline so that I can phone a friend and see what he says.
(ring)(ring) "Hello?"
"Hey Paul, it‘s me, I need some advice, I can choose a gift from either a door or a box, depending upon which is remaining after they take one of those choices away, which will leave me the decision of having to decide whether or not to accept the remaining prize as a gift or should I then declare this as a work related expense?"
"Are you being recorded?"
"Yep, I‘m on TV!

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"AND you called me at home!"
"Sure, you‘re on my time now, aren‘t you? So you are available at all times, are you not? This prize may be tax deductible after my "contribution" (wink)"
"Alright, now, as I told Alphonse, when it comes to prizes, gifts or contracts, you need to make certain that it‘s the best choice for you and your buddies. In a situation like this, I‘d have to say that you should allow Bob to "present" you with this "donation" in order to be able to say that you did not canvass this item in any way. Anything else?"
"Yeah, how are those choppers coming along?"
"Uh, oh, those, uh, yeah, they‘ll be almost ready before you know it buds, I‘m going to have them shipped over by boat from Europe once the selection process is concluded."
"Cool, thanks."
You see Bob, your choice, what did I win??
