So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... in crime ...

 

[kkwd]

... Judy the hairy armpit who loves to ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... tell about how it was in the Airborne before her sex change ...

 

[kkwd]

... and show you her scars located on ....

 

[midget-boyd91]

... the tips of her ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... massive ...

 

[kkwd]

.... legs hashed together from dog tails and oak branches which are prone to ....

 

[midget-boyd91]

... fleas, genetically modified to ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... absorb the shock of dropping from the top of ....

 

[kkwd]

.... a downtown parking meter slicked up with Vaseline and motor oil but still ....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...the Justice League...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... revoked my membership and demanded the return of my decoder ring ....

 

[Shec]

...which had traded to my neighbour the a$$hole for...

 

[The Bread Guy]

... my hard-worked-for, unusual, but grossly misunderstood.....

 

[Haggis]

.... frozen jar of Vaseline...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. that I was going to use for ...

 

[Shec]

...a BFA for my M-72...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... and a YouTube video that would make me an internet meme forever when I ...

 

[Haggis]

... finally got naked in my yard, turned on the camera and forgot....

 

[211RadOp]

...to set up the tripod..