So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... LEEEEROY JENKINS ...

 

[kkwd]

.... this caused my eyes to bleed and more than the usual amount of anal leakage so I had to ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... find another way to advance on the merit list ....

 

[kkwd]

.... of Brothers of The Broken TV Watchers, Paris chapter but I had to ....

 

[Shec]

... first stowaway on the USS Pueblo...

 

[kkwd]

.... in a potato sack previously used by 17 dogs with intestinal problems and a plethora of ....

 

[Haggis]

.... while the USS Pueblo was docked in Cornwall, ON, unloading contraband Cuban cigars....

 

[kkwd]

.... rolled by Dominicans using their toes and a lot of ....

 

[larry Strong]

.....ear wax.....

 

[kkwd]

.... collected from the earplugs from the range of a leper colony and strained through the dirty socks of a bunch of Nijmegen marchers after a 4 day rain storm and leaky sewers along the way but that makes ....

 

[Shec]

...made me realize the errors of my ways; so I resolved to...

 

[kkwd]

.... kill everybody with a vowel in their name with a finger through the ....

 

[Staff Weenie]

Coccyx - yes folks I did say coccyx, just another one of those words you can't say on Army.ca, just like....

 

[kkwd]

.... oh no, I just realized, I forgot to let those Zulus off the bus, I hope their assegai are not too sharp, they just might ....

 

[George Wallace]

..tippie toe into....

 

[kkwd]

.... the Army.ca DS canteen and commence to stealing all the sugar packets to use in ...

 

[George Wallace]

...preparing for a Purple Jesus Party in back of.......

 

[geo]

... their dastardly trap - intent on catching...

 

[kkwd]

.... the one rat who escaped the normally sharp eyes of our eagle with one wing and a bad attitude so we ....

 

[Haggis]

... shot the eagle for being "weak" and roasted his one winged corpse on a skewer, with a tasty variety of fresh...