So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... or well oiled and all hidely ho like, speaking of that, I just .....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... came from Tim Hortons, where I ...

 

[kkwd]

.... went through the dumpster and found it empty, the major beat me to it again, next time ...

 

[Lil_T]

....I'll just go to Starbucks and get me one of them fancy faux ceramic mugs......

 

[kkwd]

.... and jam it straight down ...

 

[Shec]

...the barrel of the Royal Hutt River Artillery piece commanding the heights overlooking...

 

[kkwd]

.... the HQ of the International Wannabees And Funny Hat Wearing Knife Wielders Association And Pancake House, after the dust settled ....

 

[Shec]

...the bottle of pancake syrup, neither maple nor any other kind, was nowhere to be found...

 

[geo]

... but bottles of super spicy tobasco based sauce was plentiful.  We.....

 

[kkwd]

.... used it as weapon and squirted it into the eyes of the bad guys, wouldn't you know it, they liked it and ....

 

[George Wallace]

asked for more as they opened their mouths to receive the........

 

[kkwd]

.... business end of a water gun filled with ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the watery stuff from the bottom of the bag a ham and egg omelet is boiled in ...

 

[PMedMoe]

........one's helmet, thus eliminating the need for a pressure cooker, which is good because......

 

[Lil_T]

... I don't have a pressure cooker.  Besides that the dog started.....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... craping out decades worth of incomplete homework that I had fed him over the years, needing a believable alibi for when the Vice-Principal rolled out the Polygraph and sodium pentothal ...

 

[Shec]

...in his obsessive hunt for the pre-teen miscreants who allegedly deflated his wife's car's tires...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... while she was volunteering as a post-game massage therapist for the football team ...

 

[Shec]

...The Madawaska Gangbangers...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... who were the poorest excuse for a bunch of baggy-pants-wearing, fake gang-sign-flashing, hip-hop wannabee gangsters that ever got a ride to school in Mommy's minivan ...