The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
George Wallace said:Indoors, I see. Nice paneling and tool chest. :-\
tango22a said:Now lets have a S**tpile of immersion heater stories!
PMedMoe said::warstory: Okay, here we go, it's the only one I have.
Must have been Domesday (or Stables, whatever you want to call it) and one of the new Sgts decided we Cpls and Ptes needed a refresher on lighting the immersion heater.
We got it all set up and ready to go. The Sgt turned on the fuel and lit the match.
One of the Ptes asked "Where's the big whoosh?" The Sgt replied (quite sarcastically, I might add), "There is no big whoosh."
But, the match had blown out before the flame caught, so the Sgt needed to light another match. Unfortunately for him, the fuel was still dripping. When he applied the second match, there was a big whoosh. He lost most of the hair on one of his arms. We Cpls and Ptes were rolling on the ground, unable to contain our laughter (after we knew he was unhurt, of course). The look on his face was priceless.
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Overwatch Downunder said:Sat, 1232h, did some painting, now for a swing on the hammock with a few chapters of a good
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uncle-midget-Oddball said:Painting... sounds like fun. What kind? Oil, acrylic, ... walls?
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kkwd said:Painting is probably Aussie slang for lying on the beach, eating a steak or drinking. ;D