The importance of concentration

[211RadOp]

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - silence - -

HUSBAND: F**k

 

[protected]

OH this is a good one!!! Think I might use it...Muahahahaha  >

 

[Mike Baker]

:rofl: ahahahahahaha  ;D

 

[JesseWZ]

Hehehehehe... that was a good one.

 

[gaspasser]

OUCH!!, slam, bang.
Things you should never ever let slip out


"TO our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet."

Old Naval toast

 

[Old Sweat]

211 Rad Op,

Wait until I tell your mother the kind of stuff you're posting when we see her Friday. Now, your father's response will be completely different.

 

[armyvern]

211 Rad Op,

Wait until I tell your mother the kind of stuff you're posting when we see her Friday. Now, your father's response will be completely different.

Oh Gawd,

You know him too? He is evil like that!! He was when we were young too!! So is his brother.  >

 

[Mike Baker]

Evil, eh? You don't know evil unless you met my nephew. The worst thing I ever done was to teack him how to side-kick  :'( (insert funny sounding voice/) Oh the pain, the pain of it all.

 

[PMedMoe]

Oops!!

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

To avoid all that he should have said

"Of course I wouldn't remarry dear. After the amazing relationship you and I have had together no other woman could ever hold a candle to you!" ;D

 

[armyvern]

To avoid all that he should have said

"Of course I wouldn't remarry dear. After the amazing relationship you and I have had together no other woman could ever hold a candle to you!" ;D

Then I hope her response was:

"That's nice honey and I love you too Bill....Brad....Bob....oh heck, whatever your name is!!"  >

 

[Zell_Dietrich]

To avoid all that he should have said

"Of course I wouldn't remarry dear. After the amazing relationship you and I have had together no other woman could ever hold a candle to you!" ;D

Or
    Of course I'd never remarry,  I don't like to repeat my mistakes.

Or
    Of course I would never remarry.  I made that mistake twice already,  which remids me if some lady from Las Vegas comes poking around here I'm a Dr. and my name is Steve.

 

[warspite]

:rofl: This article just made made my day  ;D

 

[211RadOp]

Oh Gawd,

You know him too? He is evil like that!! He was when we were young too!! So is his brother.  >

Believe it or not, I've known him since he was a young *cough* artillery officer in Gagetown, the first time my father was posted there.

For the Old Guy,

Dad could use the chuckle before having to spend that much time on the plane on Saturday.