What I have to put up with

[a_majoor]

Federal elections come whenever the Liberals think they can pull a fast one on us, but this blog tells you the day to day reality of living in a city run by the Liberal Farm Team:

http://thelondonfog.blogspot.com/

Read it and weep.

 

[Cloud Cover]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The dark underbelly of London (Ont.) exclusionary neoliberal politics Fenris Badwulf brings attention to this tragic failing of cultural and economic redistribution right here in London. Fenris has a bright future ahead as a London Free Press staff reporter.
LONDON Ontario. M'bu Gu Gu sits in his simple hut and looks out into the setting sun. It is Kwanzaa, the festival of first fruits.

M'bu Gu Gu shakes his head sadly. 'When I went out on the first day of Kwanzaa, all the crops were dead. There was nothing to eat. Everybody harvests their crops on December 25 in Africa. What is wrong with this country.'

Nobody is giving anything to M'bu Gu Gu. His welfare cheque is late. 'Where is the Christmas bonus?' he asks, 'all my wives and daughters are pregnant. There is nothing to eat.'

The food bank delivery van is stuck in the snow ... again. 'I am inconvenienced,' says M'bu Gu Gu. 'Three of my sons have been forced to join youth gangs and have been shot by my cousin, Machete M'dunga. All because the racist scum Mike Harris stopped Islamic Night School for my village.' He cups his head in his hands and crys like a baby. 'The Plasma TV does not get clear reception of CBC!'
Please support property tax increases and help ensure that M'bu Gu Gu feels more at home and that all Londoners "feel the collective sentiment, love their neighbors as themselves, identify a common solution to get out of the swamp of egocentrism, alienation, lack of commitment and indifference, exacerbated by neoliberal globalization."

 

[48Highlander]

heh.  pretty funny stuff, I think I just found a new blog to subscribe to.  check out this article too:

Wednesday, December 28, 2005
I got the Gangsta Blues
A Boxing day shootout between 15 Toronto gangsta's has left a fifteen year old girl dead, another person in serious condition, and five others injured. For a country that has gun-control, this was pretty amazing. 15 gangsta's shooting up the busiest street, in the busiest city in Canada, on the busiest day of the year, is serious business. AND, in broad daylight.

Lucky for Canada, our Prime Minister will know what to do. Please help us Paul, we need your guidance more than ever:

        MONTREAL (CP) - The deadly Boxing Day shootings in downtown Toronto were a "senseless and tragic act" by young people who feel marginalized by society, suggests Prime Minister Paul Martin.

It's good to see that our glorious Prime Minister can feel the gangsta's pain. If you prick a gangsta, do they not bleed? If you tickle a gangsta, do they not laugh? If you poison a gangsta, do they not die?

For a person to become *marginalized*, that must mean then that there is an entire society that are marginalizing them. That must then mean that we are marginalizing them. I'm glad that Paul Martin has shown me the errors of my ways, I feel like a total heel now.

Paul Martin has completely crept into the mind of the gangsta, it's as if he knows everything that they are thinking. The man is a genius, we are super-lucky to have him as our vaunted leader:

    "Yesterday's shootings in Toronto serve as a painful reminder that we cannot take our peace or our understanding for granted," Martin said Tuesday during a service marking the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.

That's true, we should never take our understanding for granted. I thought about that yesterday, and I couldn't believe how much I was taking my understanding for granted. I feel as if I owe my understanding an apology, I've been downright cruel to my understanding. I'm sure most of you would probably admit that you too, have been taking your understanding for granted.

Some of you might think that the words *taking your understanding for granted* is nothing more than hollow rhetoric and empty sentiments that mean absolutely nothing. That's only because you have taken your understanding for granted.

And just like the *As Seen on TV* ad....wait...there's more:

    "I think, more than anything else, they demonstrate what are, in fact, the consequences of exclusion."

Have you bastards been excluding the gangsta's? You better not, for if you have, I no longer want you reading these pages.

I never exclude the gangsta's, I include them in everything I do. When I have a Texas hold 'em game at The Manor, I always make sure to include 3 or 4 gangsta's at the table. The little Danish girl I go out with hosts a Tupperware party about once a month, and there's gangsta's everywhere. You're practically tripping over gangsta's. You couldn't spit and NOT hit a gangsta, it's wall-to-wall gangsta's buying salad bowls and zip-lock casserole containers. It's crazy-mad-gangsta fun. Both my girlfriend and I are huge gansta inclusive peoples. We marginalize no one, the gangsta is our friend.

It's good to know that it's not the gangsta's fault that Yonge Street was shot-up on Boxing Day. It's fantastic to know that it was in large part, your fault. Why do I think that's fantastic? Because now I can give you the help you need to get better. I can re-habilitate you.

Details to follow.

I can't even link the article anymore, it seems, for some unknown reason ,that the article didn't have any *newsworthiness* for more than 12 hours, as it has been since pulled.