What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

[vonGarvin]

This

:facepalm:

Dog owner spends £1,800 building a kennel which is an exact replica of own house


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272820/Dog-owner-spends-1-800-building-kennel-exact-replica-house.html#ixzz2Jx8HqA3v

Call me crazy, but I think that's kind of neat.

 

[PMedMoe]

http://hammeringthenews.wordpress.com/2013/02/04/hamiltons-new-weight-based-bus-fares/

Hamilton Ontario introducing Weight Based Bus Fares  :facepalm:

You know, not everyone who's over 200lbs is a fatty fatty 2x4 ....

I'm think that "Hammering the News" is a joke-type blog....

 

[Oompah-Loompah@]

This

:facepalm:

Dog owner spends £1,800 building a kennel which is an exact replica of own house


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272820/Dog-owner-spends-1-800-building-kennel-exact-replica-house.html#ixzz2Jx8HqA3v

Only 800 pounds good sir!

 

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Good catch, FormerHorseGuard!

Don't know if this link'll work forever, so here's the ad in Google Docs if the previous link no longer works for you.

 

[Pandora114]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/drinking-too-much-cola-a-substantial-factor-in-n-z-woman-s-death-1.1153284

Let's put warning labels on Soft drinks! herp derp.  :facepalm:

 

[Journeyman]

EIGHT kids!  Obviously the only thing she swallowed was cola.

 

[PMedMoe]

Harris suffered from a myriad of other health complications, including liver problems and tooth decay.

Ya think?

Yes, put more warning labels on stuff to protect the galactically stupid.  :not-again:

 

[Bluebulldog]

Ya think?

Yes, put more warning labels on stuff to protect the galactically stupid.  :not-again:

I say take all the warning labels off everything.....natural selection should look after the rest.

 

[PMedMoe]

I say take all the warning labels off everything.....natural selection should look after the rest.

Oh, I agree.  100%  :nod:

Here's another (and just slightly ironic  )

Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies of apparent heart attack

 

[Bluebulldog]

THAT is too funny.

"Cynical people might think this is funny,"  

...no....people with a sense of humour and irony will definitely think it's funny.

 

[Tank Troll]

See warning labels don't work for stupid people. The Place is called Heart Attack Grill! How much more of a warning do you need?  :facepalm:

 

[Bluebulldog]

See warning labels don't work for stupid people. The Place is called Heart Attack Grill! How much more of a warning do you need?  :facepalm:

Evidently a paramedic and defibrillator standing at the hostess station.

 

[BeyondTheNow]

http://morningmashup.tumblr.com/post/42999702667/do-you-think-this-7-yr-old-shouldve-been-suspended-for

"...This little 7 yr old got suspended for throwing an imaginary grenade against evil forces. He was pretending and playing hero. He didn’t make any threats, didn’t hurt anyone, and didn’t even actually throw anything..."


More detail here.

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2013/02/06/boy-7-suspended-from-school-for-throwing-imaginary-hand-grenade/

I understand to a certain degree, but all I can think about is the poor boy who now has a suspension on his school records for something silly.

 

[ModlrMike]

Zero tolerance is the politics of the lazy. All it requires is that you do nothing and ban everything.

 

[OldSolduer]

Zero tolerance is the politics of the lazy. All it requires is that you do nothing and ban everything.

It's also fashionable in some places in the CF.

 

[Fishbone Jones]

It's also fashionable in some places in the CF.

...and the Ontario government.

 

[my72jeep]

Dumbest I heard today
Nurse said to me this morning Mr Davidson your secluded for a Colonoscopy at 11 am I'm here to give you a enema.
Me: really are you sure?
Nurse: yes.
Me: That's weird You guys Removed My colon 8 months ago and sewed my ass shut.
Nurse: Are you sure?
Me: yes I've been pooping in a Ziploc since June.
Nurse: really? let me check on this.
............... I hate Idiots

 

[Jarnhamar]

You should have let her try then acted surprised.

 

[Tank Troll]

"...This little 7 yr old got suspended for throwing an imaginary grenade against evil forces. He was pretending and playing hero. He didn’t make any threats, didn’t hurt anyone, and didn’t even actually throw anything..."

Sooooo he gets suspended for pretending to throw a pretend grenade and playing good guys vs Evil guys (nobody is just bad anymore) Which you could argue is a freedom of speech or freedom of expression. Yet the gun lobbyist are worried that their freedoms and rights are going to get stepped on. Of course they will argue that this is part of the governments plan to weaken the future generation of gun owners by not letting them play guns when they are young ,and not the fall out from lax gun regulations.

 

[Sythen]

Sooooo he gets suspended for pretending to throw a pretend grenade and playing good guys vs Evil guys (nobody is just bad anymore) Which you could argue is a freedom of speech or freedom of expression. Yet the gun lobbyist are worried that their freedoms and rights are going to get stepped on. Of course they will argue that this is part of the governments plan to weaken the future generation of gun owners by not letting them play guns when they are young ,and not the fall out from lax gun regulations.

Am I missing the sarcasm, or are you being serious? I sincerely hope its just me misreading it.