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Food in the Military (split from POTUS47 adm thread)

Afghan foot bread anybody??

Safety standards aside, and don't overthink it...but ya gotta admit it was some of the best bread a lot of us have ever had! Or darn well near the top!


Secret ingredient? You don't wanna know lol
 
Serving with RSS SALH late 90s, working summer at Dundurn. I used to go home most weekends but over the August long weekend I volunteered to be the duty officer for the weekend to allow the other folks who live further away to have a long weekend at home. I was the only officer on the camp and eating in the officers' mess. When I went in for breakfast on the Saturday there was only one kitchen staff on duty, a young First Nations lady (we had contracted out the food services to a company that normally serviced oil camps). She served me my breakfast and said since I was the only one eating in the mess, would I like something special for supper that night? Sure, says I. She said bring a bottle of white wine at lunch then. So I did, but wasn't sure what would be the result of giving this young lady a bottle of of wine (I won't discuss my prejudices of the day). Come supper time I ambled into the dining room. The lights were off and there was one set table, complete with candle and flowers. The table had been set with a very nice gingham tablecloth. I sat down and noticed my bottle of wine, half empty, sitting on the table. Well, this should be interesting, thinks I. Shortly the young lady brings out a beautiful meal, some chicken concoction, very tasty indeed. She came over a bit later and asked me how I was enjoying my meal. Delicious, I said, but not oil camp standards. She chuckled and said "I only work the oil camps to make money for my studies. During the rest of the year I am attending the Cordon Bleu Academy in Paris studying to be a red seal chef. I needed the practice of cooking something special for a change." Wow. So much for my prejudices. Lesson learned. Don't judge a book by its cover.
And you tow have been married how long, now?
 
Afghan foot bread anybody??

Safety standards aside, and don't overthink it...but ya gotta admit it was some of the best bread a lot of us have ever had! Or darn well near the top!


Secret ingredient? You don't wanna know lol
We had a contract for bread in Eritrea. Awesome bread. Ignore the occasional fly that was baked in, was sterile after all.
Best bread.
 
We had a contract for bread in Eritrea. Awesome bread. Ignore the occasional fly that was baked in, was sterile after all.
Best bread.
I used to tell troops to just hangout by the LAV & not to watch the foot bread being made...just to enjoy the final product 😅

(For those who don't know...Afghan foot bread is exactly what it sounds like. They walk all over it & stomp on it with their bare, dirty ass feet instead of using a rolling pin to flatten it. So you get dirt & the odd fly baked in also. But my goodness gracious...yum! I think dirt is part of the recipe.)
 
Worst meal? We had a PO2 on ship who thought it was his job to save the Crown a few pennies....so he made peanut butter sandwiches as a main meal line choice one night.

No jam.

Just peanut butter.

Ugh.

I was on TOR when the Christmas Eve duty cook came in plated and covered chicken fingers and fries, left them in the main cave and went home. Right after lunch.

He even set plates for the CO, COs family and DW family as well that came on board to have Christmas Eve dinner with the duty watch.

Was supposed to be proper ham dinner for CO, families and DW.

He had more DWs right after that. He was also the phantom shitter and repatted when caught.
 
Worst meal? We had a PO2 on ship who thought it was his job to save the Crown a few pennies....so he made peanut butter sandwiches as a main meal line choice one night.

No jam.

Just peanut butter.

Ugh.
Was that the same guy that tried to order generic ketchup?

That was my favourite example of minor mutiny; during storing ship, people saw what they were passing up, and was getting more pissed off as the boxes of it went up the line, until someone had enough, and started passing it back down (which everyone followed) and then the boxes of no-name ketchup got chucked on the jetty while the victualer tried yelling at the 100+ odd people handbombing rations on board like the age of sail to load it back up.

A few minutes later 'Supply Officer, required, Captain's Cabin' pipe on the broadcast, no name ketchup disappeared and all was well the next day with normal Heinz or French's ketchup restocked.

I've never seen someone trying to save $0.10 a head go sideways so quickly, or such general agreement that it was, in fact, a bull shit decision and we weren't going along with it.
 
Whenever we went there we had our own field kitchens with us. The only time I ate in the mess was when I went there much, much later to do a court martial.

The field kitchen serving a hot breakfast and coffee after 10 days of rations and the occasional haybox was a real treat! I thought I died and went to heaven!
 
Was that the same guy that tried to order generic ketchup?

That was my favourite example of minor mutiny; during storing ship, people saw what they were passing up, and was getting more pissed off as the boxes of it went up the line, until someone had enough, and started passing it back down (which everyone followed) and then the boxes of no-name ketchup got chucked on the jetty while the victualer tried yelling at the 100+ odd people handbombing rations on board like the age of sail to load it back up.

A few minutes later 'Supply Officer, required, Captain's Cabin' pipe on the broadcast, no name ketchup disappeared and all was well the next day with normal Heinz or French's ketchup restocked.

I've never seen someone trying to save $0.10 a head go sideways so quickly, or such general agreement that it was, in fact, a bull shit decision and we weren't going along with it.

I liked when we were in the Seychelles and people complained that we couldn't get Heinz Ketchup and Kraft PB. Sometimes sailors, with emphasis on engineers and EOs, have unreasonable expectations.
 
Why has no one mentioned Cheez-Whiz sandwiches and coffee at the field kitchen after a 0 dark 30 night deployment yet?

:giggle:
 
The field kitchen serving a hot breakfast and coffee after 10 days of rations and the occasional haybox was a real treat! I thought I died and went to heaven!
When I came home from Afghanistan for HLTA I went from rations for breakfast, to the KAF tent DFAC streamline food, to Camp Mirage custom made omelets in the span of three days. It was a massive shock to my system lol.
 
Why has no one mentioned Cheez-Whiz sandwiches and coffee at the field kitchen after a 0 dark 30 night deployment yet?

:giggle:

As a young OD I was taught a fool proof hangover cure by and older hand.

When you come back to the ship a little wobbly make 2 pieces of toast, smothered in Cheez-Whiz and crush an aspirin on each. Wash it down with a glass of water.

Funny enough on CHA in 23 or 24, I had asked my victualler to bring up some Cheeze Whiz from dry stores. And he had to search in some deep dark corner to find it. Not many eat it these days it seems. I also like it on my broccoli and cauliflower.

For coffee I bring my own Keurig and grounds. I detest the Mother Parkers stuff we have on the SOA.

I became very good friends with a former PPCLI guy turned cook, whose father is a bit of a legend in the Artillery. Last name Webber. He made for me the most wonderful things called Herbie Burgers.
 
When I came home from Afghanistan for HLTA I went from rations for breakfast, to the KAF tent DFAC streamline food, to Camp Mirage custom made omelets in the span of three days. It was a massive shock to my system lol.

To this day, with the exception of individual meals, in general the food at Mirage was the best military food I've ever eaten.

2 tours I wanted that I never got. Golan Heights and Mirage.
 
There was also that time I was duty at A-Block as a LS Roundsman back in the day....as I'm in line to get my meal for supper, I turn around and there's a cockroach crawling up the wall. I point it out to the cook - he shrugs...so I squish it and he proceeded to get MAD at me for killing it because it would 'release spores' or something.

Good lord.

I logged that one in the book...and the Chief Cook for A-Block's response...? "I see cockroaches file through the meal lineup every single day. I'm not worried about one more."

FFS.
 
There was also that time I was duty at A-Block as a LS Roundsman back in the day....as I'm in line to get my meal for supper, I turn around and there's a cockroach crawling up the wall. I point it out to the cook - he shrugs...so I squish it and he proceeded to get MAD at me for killing it because it would 'release spores' or something.

Good lord.

I logged that one in the book...and the Chief Cook for A-Block's response...? "I see cockroaches file through the meal lineup every single day. I'm not worried about one more."

FFS.

Ya that place was gross. It should have been torn down 25 years before it was torn down.

I remember those stupid time clocks when you were on rounds too.
 
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