Can we say seven and a half? After all, there was that Quebecer who won Gold in the Pair figure skating. She just happened to win it for France with her French partner.
Athletes at the Milano Cortina Games seem to have embraced Valentine’s week with their trademark Olympic intensity, racing through their free condom supply to leave dispensers empty before the big day itself.
That math doesn’t MAGAmath, much like Canadian per capita import of America’s goods and service at a rate 8 times greater than U.S. imports of Canadian goods gets a MAGAyawn.
Athletes at the Milano Cortina Games seem to have embraced Valentine’s week with their trademark Olympic intensity, racing through their free condom supply to leave dispensers empty before the big day itself.
At the Paris Olympics, they had enough for each athlete to have two per day. It seems Olympic sex should be a medal sport on its own.
The governor of the Milan area says: "There are plenty of other activities to keep athletes busy in the Olympic village, including a large gym, table football and air hockey games and even a piano. There are also free drinks machines, stacked with Coca-Cola and Innocent smoothies." Playing a piano and drinking a smoothie are as good as sex - said no one, ever.
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