Ask a Ninja!

[Franko]

For all you jtfsniperninjaubercomandos out there....take a boo.

Never heard of this site before......had a good chuckle.

Regards

http://askaninja.com/

 

[paracowboy]

these guys are asking for trouble. They're messin' with Real Ultimate Power.

 

[chrisf]

I wouldn't mind a second oppinion from a pirate...

 

[Franko]

Ahhhh....but you have to watch out for the ninjelephant.   

Regards

 

[BDG.CalgHighrs]

Facts:

1.    Ninjas are mammals.

2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

[Nemo888]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Ya, they might totally flip out and kill people!
I know because I work with an ninja sniper truckdriving scuba diver who was a Sergeant after only three years in the Army!

 

[Thompson_JM]

I wouldn't mind a second oppinion from a pirate...

Except that Maddox is busy right now....

 

[Sig_Des]

From a buddies blog, posted with his permision:

Right, so those of you who read this claptrap have at one point argued, or witnessed an argument, concerning the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.

You have a clan of anime loving, parroted Japanese spewing nerds on one side claiming ninjas are the ultimate killer and could take any pirate.

Then you have a fleet of unshaven, unwashed, sailor talking losers on the other side shouting how raping and pillaging are the only true path to manhood.  This is usually because they're unemployed and under sexed.

Yeah, so here's the resolution: 

YOU'RE ALL F*CKING WRONG.  EVERY ONE OF YOU.

Now stop wasting our precious bandwidth with your forum trolling and silly webpages.

Besides, anybody with balls knows Vikings are WAY manlier.  They didn't take SH*T off nobody.

 

[p_imbeault]

Man I hope this doesn't turn into a classic Pirate vs. Ninja thread  :dontpanic:

 

[chrisf]

Didn't we have a Ninja vs. .50 cal thread a while ago? Or at least katana vs .50 cal?

And Sig_Des... yargh matey, ye no longer be allowed to sing Barret's privateers with me... yargh...

 

[Sig_Des]

And Sig_Des... yargh matey, ye no longer be allowed to sing Barret's privateers with me... yargh...

We both know that we'll get drunk and sing it together, this summer

 

[muffin]

We both know that we'll get drunk and sing it together, this summer

.... I miss the Wellington.....

(used to be a pub in Kingston - "back - in - the -day")

 

[Haggis]

No thread about ninjas would be complete without a mention of

JTF2!

Now that I've invoked the "JTF2 Law" this thread should start circling the drain within a day.

No need to thank me. Move along, folks.  Nothing to see here.... ;D

 

[paracowboy]

JTF, vikings, and especially pirates are all pansies. None of them totally flip out and chop heads off, or wail on guitars.

Ninjas are totally sweet.

 

[Franko]

That and their kill ratio is much higher than a pirate.....imagine a switch from a 6 point throwing star to a 8 point.

Production rate just went through the roof!

Regards

 

[rz350]

I just crapped my pants thinking about ninjas.

 

[foerestedwarrior]

One time, there was a kid at a resturaunt a ninja was eating at. The kid dropped his fork. So the ninja flipped out and killed the whole town.

 

[chrisf]

I just crapped my pants thinking about ninjas.

Careful, check your pants, it may be a ninja back there...

 

[Nemo888]

Navy Chiefs have REAL ULTIMATE POWER though!

1.    Chiefs are mammals.

2.    Chiefs delegate responsibility ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the chief is to flip out and write people up.



http://www.nucleardawn.us/chiefs.htm