Banning at KMart
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Oh my dear god, this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time ;D
Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a guy I used to know... I recall him doing things like this relatively often for kicks (except he's obviously in Canada). I recall a few specific moments where he was in Safeway and walked around looking suspicious humming the Mission Impossible theme o.o
Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a guy I used to know... I recall him doing things like this relatively often for kicks (except he's obviously in Canada). I recall a few specific moments where he was in Safeway and walked around looking suspicious humming the Mission Impossible theme o.o
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:rofl:
That was a good one
That was a good one
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Greetings to all on this Australian Thursday arvo!
Well, its obvious this guy does not work, and is most likely being funded for his continual 'Ferris Beuler's Day Off' by the US dole. What a ratbag!
I once had an Aussie Aboriginal tell me 'there is no such thing as no work' (he was busking at Circular Quay in Sydney for no less than $5000 a week in the summer tourist season, playing his didgery-doo and dressed in traditional clothing). If only 1% of the serial and deliberate dole bludgers had that attitude.
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Well, its obvious this guy does not work, and is most likely being funded for his continual 'Ferris Beuler's Day Off' by the US dole. What a ratbag!
I once had an Aussie Aboriginal tell me 'there is no such thing as no work' (he was busking at Circular Quay in Sydney for no less than $5000 a week in the summer tourist season, playing his didgery-doo and dressed in traditional clothing). If only 1% of the serial and deliberate dole bludgers had that attitude.
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Well, although I am/was employed at the time ...
My kids and I once set up 2 litre pop bottles at the end of an aisle in the bowling pin formation ... and proceeded to get a couple of good tosses of the frozen turkey off at them before running quickly away. 8)
It was fun.
My kids and I once set up 2 litre pop bottles at the end of an aisle in the bowling pin formation ... and proceeded to get a couple of good tosses of the frozen turkey off at them before running quickly away. 8)
It was fun.
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I used to walk up to people with small kids in their shopping carts and ask them which isle they found them in. When I had my daughter with me I would go to people with small boys and ask them if they wanted to trade.
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:warstory:
Years ago when I worked for the HBC Northern Stores....
Was preparing to say something on the PA system & had the mike "on"
was watching a "lady" with her child, coming down the aisle and I must say that the kid really wasn't making her life easy.
Anyway, she swings into the next aisle and, when the kid isn't cooperating, she gives him a real big yank to bring him round but, cause the yank was so violent, kid comes flying & smashes into one of the shelves/fixtures & does a great job of hurting himself. Lady turns round, yells at him, cocks back her arm & lets him have a big "high five" right across the face... As the kid breaks into an immense "wail", I blurt out onto the PA system "Hit him again, he's still moving" >
My staff just looked at me with shock & disbelief while most department managers all make tracks towards the office to see what the comotion is all about ;D
Lady grabs the kid, tucks him under her arm and doing a pert good immitation of a Linebacker, makes tracks for the nearest exit..... After giving me the most withering glare she sould muster
If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime is all I can say >
Years ago when I worked for the HBC Northern Stores....
Was preparing to say something on the PA system & had the mike "on"
was watching a "lady" with her child, coming down the aisle and I must say that the kid really wasn't making her life easy.
Anyway, she swings into the next aisle and, when the kid isn't cooperating, she gives him a real big yank to bring him round but, cause the yank was so violent, kid comes flying & smashes into one of the shelves/fixtures & does a great job of hurting himself. Lady turns round, yells at him, cocks back her arm & lets him have a big "high five" right across the face... As the kid breaks into an immense "wail", I blurt out onto the PA system "Hit him again, he's still moving" >
My staff just looked at me with shock & disbelief while most department managers all make tracks towards the office to see what the comotion is all about ;D
Lady grabs the kid, tucks him under her arm and doing a pert good immitation of a Linebacker, makes tracks for the nearest exit..... After giving me the most withering glare she sould muster
If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime is all I can say >
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I love the theme of the thread!!
However, it is a fake....
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp
dileas
tess
However, it is a fake....
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp
dileas
tess
Sorry, I was going to comment last night that I had seen this via email quite some time ago.
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A lot of us have seen this before, but how many can say they have tried some? It would be nice to hear which ones people have tried.
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Back when "Tickle Me Elmo" was hitting stores I horrified the wife one day when I "activated" about 100 or so of them on the same shelf - I almost pissed myself laughing as I hurried away the whole shelf vibrating and Elmo's irritating giggles filling the air. I do suppose that it was irresponsible of me though as the entire shelf could of fallen over and crushed some child but I was off my meds at the time.
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ArmyVern said:My estranged pulls this stunt every freakin' year in the Christmas Display aisles ...
Every card, every decoration, every musical snowglobe, everything ... ARGHHHHHHHHHH.
Hopefully that's not why you two are estranged is it? - Thinking that I'm sure I said sorry to the wife after the fact (better send an apoligetic e-mail just in case!)
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Teflon said:
When I was kid I would set off all the fire trucks/amublances/police cars that had the lights and sirens. Yeah mom was never impressed by that one, dad laughed though.
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the 48th regulator said:
Pity. Many a truth was spoke in jest .
Nevertheless, it certainly serves as a source document that underlies the much needed "Guidebook into Behaviourial Responses for a Drag - Along Husband". Beats the heck out of sitting on a bench in a shopping centre with all the other bored and soon to be impoverished husbands while their favorite alchemists in reverse turn money into shite.
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