Make sure you take care of those "dust bunnies" I remember my first inspection..So there I am standing at attention while our MCpl took one step into my little room, then jumped up onto my bed, as he continued to yell and point at the ground.. "holy crap pte, look at those dust bunnies!", following direction I looked at the ground were is finger was pointing to see a rather large ball of lint, dust, hair and w/e else skimming across the ground followed by a couple smaller ones. He continued to make a big deal of it pretending to be scared of them, until I picked them up and resumed my position of attention, biting my checks and pinching my legs though so as not to burst out in hysterical laughter.
See this MCpl was particularly big and hard looking, so this display was quite amusing...I honestly don't know how he held a straight face while doing that, because I just barely managed to keep a straight face..