Humour: NDP policy on Afghanistan

[the 48th regulator]

And the latest from a local NDP rally...


dileas


tess


Ahh I have too much time on the hands..

 

[nowhere_man]

I think when i get home from school I'll have to print some of these off 

 

[Teflon]

 

[sm0ke]

...not Jack Layton, but close.

 

[career_radio-checker]

I know where this guy got his idea from...

 

[the 48th regulator]

Ah the magic of Photoshop....

Sorry Jacko....hey is that a coincidence....

dileas

tess

 

[CdnArtyWife]

Ah the magic of Photoshop....

Sorry Jacko....hey is that a coincidence....

dileas

tess

+1 :rofl:

 

[career_radio-checker]

*note to self*
   Don't grow mustache when you become a political leader.

 

[big bad john]

Chairman Jack?

 

[the 48th regulator]

Thanks to freedom of information, before Jack had decided to run for the leadership of the NDP, he was hoping to become defence critic, and possibly Minister of said portfolio "when" the NDP won.  

He even desigend a new uniform, hoping to introduce it before the CADPAT was fully integrated....Olivia was head ovedr heels with the idea.

dileas

tess

 

[Popurhedoff]

         

Jack Bin Layton and Friends

 

[the 48th regulator]

To One up Chavez,

Jacko decided to cash in all the pop and beer cans in his shed to go on a world, "Arms are made for Hugging" tour.

dileas

tess

 

[xmarcx]

I love this stuff, but here's a quick photoshop tip:

[nerd]
When mixing source images of radically different quality, say a crisp promo of Taliban Jack and a crap old photo of..ah..the Taliban, before you mix down the layers run the blur brush at 5-10% opacity over the cleaner image to make them match better.
[/nerd]

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Some truly quality work going on in here! 

 

[the 48th regulator]

I love this stuff, but here's a quick photoshop tip:

[nerd]
When mixing source images of radically different quality, say a crisp promo of Taliban Jack and a crap old photo of..ah..the Taliban, before you mix down the layers run the blur brush at 5-10% opacity over the cleaner image to make them match better.
[/nerd]

Hey Cheers!

I am fairly new to it, although I have dabbled a while, but I was always wondering how the hell to match the images.  I tried all sorts of ways, but could never get it.

thanks xmarcx

dileas

tess

 

[Teflon]

Yet another contraversatial proposal put forward by the NDP:

 

[Chase]

Thought i'd throw my 2 cents in. I just heard a Great interview on CBC with the Canadian Ambassador to A-stan. Despite Caremen Klassens seemingly biased questions, he handled himself quite well. Education was one the topics he discussed so I decided to make a poster.

Cheers

 

[scm77]

Osama Bin Layton

 

[pinkbug]

With Christmas just around the corner ...

Afghanistan Christmas Carol

T' was the night before Christmas and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying, he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy Boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close, to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show

- Written by Rod Powers

 

[midget-boyd91]

TB Jack seems to have a thing for the Taliban... maybe he should give them a little help by teaching classes(with demonstrations of course) on suicide bombings.!!!!  ;D