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Life after death, psychic powers, string theory, ninjas, secret squirrels, and the JTF2...
If there are parallel worlds, that means: that exact sequence of topics has been discussed, in a single thread, on a message board, an infinite number of times at the exact moment I'm typing this.
That means there's an infinite amount of gigabytes of pointless drivel... there are no black holes - just masses of parallel universe servers that have crashed from being filled with such a collection of 1s and 0s.
And now - if you want to really mess with part-time physicists...
Multiply the entire universe by -1.
No longer does the sun emit light, but it sucks dark. And a black hole emits it. And when a star becomes full of dark, it implodes into a black hole.
And you know that little dark spot on burnt out light bulbs? That's all the dark they've sucked up. They're full, and can't hold anymore - that's why there is no more light in the room.
My head hurts. I'm going for beer now.
tlm.
If there are parallel worlds, that means: that exact sequence of topics has been discussed, in a single thread, on a message board, an infinite number of times at the exact moment I'm typing this.
That means there's an infinite amount of gigabytes of pointless drivel... there are no black holes - just masses of parallel universe servers that have crashed from being filled with such a collection of 1s and 0s.
And now - if you want to really mess with part-time physicists...
Multiply the entire universe by -1.
No longer does the sun emit light, but it sucks dark. And a black hole emits it. And when a star becomes full of dark, it implodes into a black hole.
And you know that little dark spot on burnt out light bulbs? That's all the dark they've sucked up. They're full, and can't hold anymore - that's why there is no more light in the room.
My head hurts. I'm going for beer now.
tlm.