New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[zipperhead_cop]

When he found out his basic was going to be at the new CFB Brokeback, Pte Bloggins suspicions were confirmed by the "battle buddy" selection system, consisting of a round robin stands course, including a Twister tm mat and the pictured "one shot, one kill, one love, one lifetime" drill. 

 

[TMM]

"The kinder, gentler army: head over heels in love"

 

[zipperhead_cop]

"He said it was a spare mag, and that he wasn't really glad to see me, but I'm lookin' at the spare mag and....HEY!!"

 

[17thRecceSgt]

When he found out his basic was going to be at the new CFB Brokeback, Pte Bloggins suspicions were confirmed by the "battle buddy" selection system, consisting of a round robin stands course, including a Twister tm mat and the pictured "one shot, one kill, one love, one lifetime" drill. 

 

[Korus]

Brokeback Sniper Camp

 

[Harris]

Brokeback Sniper Camp

Um...Pte Smith, when I said shove that rifle where the sun don't shine, I was being sarcastic.  And besides, you have to turn around.

 

[Trinity]

1)  You think this is bad, they're making Canadian sailors wear Cadpat.


2)  Is that NATO Spigot?


(ok, so you've had to surf some threads to understand)

 

[George Wallace]

1)  The British Team at Bisley in the "Light the Blue Angel" Competition.

2)  Honestly, Sarge!  I can't hear anything ticking down here.

3) Not having any Railroad Tracks in the vicinity, the British Army trains its 'Recce' to listen for approaching trains on the Small Arms Range.

 

[medicineman]

As per RSO's instructions, both weapons are pointed in a safe direction downrange.

MM

 

[Nfld Sapper]

I know this is the new army but... What are you doing Pte. Pyle?

 

[Trinity]

I know this is the new army but... What are you doing Pte. Pyle?

Are you quitting on me?

Get off my obsticle.  GET OFF MY OBSTICLE private pyle.

 

[vonGarvin]

The British Army, once noted for it's "Funnies" that helped breach the Atlantic Wall, are trialing a new "Battle Buddy Chest Rig" to determine effectiveness in complex terrain.

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

Hand in my pocket hand in my pocket haaand in my pocket

 

[Hot Lips]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I knew there wold be a great application for that ditty some day...lol

HL

 

[TMM]

Are those actual UK squaddies? The caption at break.com says they're French...unless of course that's the squaddies and their wacky humour yet again.

 

[vonGarvin]

Their cam pattern is the UK's "DPM" (Not exactly sure what that stands for). 

 

[TMM]

Thanks Cap'n. No wonder my ex squaddie work mate scowled when I said they were French.

 

[AmmoTech90]

L96 Sniper Rifle, manufactured by Accuracy International (now gone bust).

DPM- Disruptive Pattern Material

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[navymich]

 

[GAP]

God....I hate being the bait...."Ed, next time you play worm!!"