Scene: a bunker 200 feet below a Quick Mart on the outskirts of Conspiracy City (aka: Washington, DC)
Masked man enters: "It's over, General. The snuff team got to that Revelations2005 guy.
General Mayhem: "Outstanding! Any idea where he got his information?"
MM: "We suspected a turncoat in the Halliburton coordinating group, sir, but that turned out to be a dead end. Our investigation is focused on Area 51."
Gen M: "Gad! You mean we might have a traitor inside the warehouse complex? Inside that huge subterranean cavern we dug without anyone noticing the three extra mountains we created in the process? The place where we store all our tanks and artillery and black helicopters and peanut surveillance devices?"
MM: "Yes, sir. And the well-preserved alien bodies. Don't forget those."
Gen M: "Of course. Of course. So this little leak in Canada has been snuffed?"
MM: "Snuffed, sir. When we find whoever sold us out to the Canucks, we'll take care of him too."
Gen M: "Sold out? Someone actually sold out to a Canadian intelligence agency."
MM: "No, sir. Canada claims it doesn't have any intelligence agencies."
(Both men laugh)
Gen M: "How much did the traitor get? Do you know?"
MM: "A file clerk there recently tried to cash a check for $50,000 drawn on a Canadian bank, sir. We think he may be the culprit."
Gen M: "Good God! Fifty thousand? In Canadian funds?"
MM: "Yes, sir. I don't have the exact exchange rate handy, but after the bank deducted its international handling fees, the clerk owed them a few bucks."
Gen M: (Lights a cigar) "A clerk, eh? He'll regret his foolishness."
MM: "Affirmative, sir. He and Revalations will have a fine time hunting IEDs on the Baghdad to Fallujah road."
Gen M: "Fine. Just the thing. Get me the Grand Guildersleeve -- or whatever his name is. The head of the Masons. I have to let him know that the threat to the New World Order has been eliminated."
Sorry, I can't resist tweaking trolls.
Jim
