I just personally verified this is a 100% real post tonight. He’s having a normal one.
I am fully aware they probably gave him the red lightsaber because Republicans, but it's still funny knowing who always has the red ones in Star Wars media. What makes it absolutely hilarious is that this is going to live forever in the Library of Congress.
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Sith lightsaber
Sith lightsabers, also known as Sith sabers, were lightsabers wielded by members of the Sith. They were constructed through methods similar to those used by other Force-sensitives, but the underlying philosophy was different. Unlike the Jedi who followed the light side of the Force, the Sith...starwars.fandom.com
Well, I’m not much of a Christian, but I don’t see a lot of solid theology in what she’s, literally, selling.
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Paula White - Wikipedia
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I’ll leave to theologians to call her a heretic, but having seen her on TV, she’s either a not very good con-artist or a loon.
So now I’m confused. Is he a Catholic or a Sith?