There'll be nay kilt-wearin' buggers in the cupboard at Mikey's wee hovel.
Any that drop by best be bearing their own single malt offering to the host too.
Bars . . .
Pall Mall and Richmond Street, thar be your MPI, and swagger North and South of that bullseye.
(The Ox Box be long gone, plowed under a Shoppers Drug Mart now.)