Weapons that don't exist but should

[daftandbarmy]

I'm pretty sure I've seen the armed monkeys before when I worked with some units, who shall remain nameless at this time

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should

 

[warspite]

Well there you go​

FINALLY EVIDENCE THAT SQUIRRELS ARE A MENACE TO SOCIETY​

;D​

But also isn't there one weapon that's missing from that list​

CHUCK NORRIS​

...YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT ANYWAY​

 

[Parked4everuser]

Ahaha I want the giant rock. All those who oppose me shall be vanquished by its sheer size and might!

I just hope my enemies aren't wielding the giant paper, otherwise I'm quite screwed.

 

[SprCForr]

[quote author=warspite]

But also isn't there one weapon that's missing from that list​

CHUCK NORRIS​

...YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT ANYWAY​

[/quote]

At the risk of re-starting something horrible: Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

 

[Pearson]

Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads. Chuck does not stand a chance ... if he could actually swim, and we know he can't swim as their is no need, as even water is afraid of him and refuses to get him wet by allowing him to walk all over it.

 

[Mr. Proulx]

instead of bayonets puts small flame throwers on the C7.

 

[Cloud Cover]

A giant anti-aircraft glue gun ...

 

[hammond]

LOL Sticking with the Ultimate weapon of CHUCK NORRIS.... one minor upgrade could be.... CHUCK NORRIS with CHUCK NORRIS LIMBS! crazy.... or deadly...  >

 

[Pearson]

A giant anti-aircraft glue gun ...

You found the in your ACME catalogue, didn't you?

 

[SprCForr]

>
A weapon that used to exist but changed: NunBarrys

Because we all know that before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys.
No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. 




I'll stop with the Chuck now...