In a previous life, DAA wracked up a whole bunch of bad kharma -- I personally don't know if it was burning villages, drowning kittens, or pirating that era's version of Beiber CDs; whatever it was, a bird eating his entrails throughout eternity was not deemed sufficient. The various gods, being twisted and vindictive types but understanding that humans had to be left with a hope of salvation....however slim.....came up with a singular punishment for DAA.
The gods decreed that DAA had to lurk around Army.ca Recruiting threads...a purgatory....answering inane, repetitive, self-entitled recruiting posts for all eternity until "redeemed."
So, to you, DAA is awesomely helpful. In reality, he's just trying to escape purgatory.