You see problems, I see opportunities:
Changing the mass and rotation of the Earth means we can adjust the day to fir OUR schedule. Need a few extra hours to sleep in or finish that high priority project? No problems! Increasing the mass of the Earth increasesthe gravitational pull, so owners of shares in weight watchers should see a huge increase in valuation.
opportunities 1: invest in space patrol shares and in variable Earth Mass Clocks shares...gotta be a winner
Increasing the amount of thermal energy in the Earth's ecosphere can only improve our lives. Heating bills will go down, grow-ops won't need those expensive heat lamps (further reducing our energy consumption in Ontario), and my banana plantations on the shores of Lake Erie will finally become paying propositions, since global warming has been a bust so far.
opportunities 2: We can create our own Juan Valez's Brand of coffee. Solar powered Air Conditioners are going to go through the roof !!
Melting ice caps = new beach front property. Army.ca members know how to read topo maps, need I say more?
opportunities 3: Great Idea....but I would have to sell my plots I bought on the moon first to afford them.
Branding water should not be too difficult, space ice has been exposed to cosmic radiation, so a glass of space water should have that certain "sparkle", especially in the evening as the light fades....
opportunities 4: See "nightlight employment" in earlier posts...there really is opportunities everywhere!!
The brilliance of the plan continues to unfold ;D ;D ;D