- Reaction score
- 39
- Points
- 680
Dear Army.CA Customer Service,
I recently made purchase of one of your Olive Drab t-shirts in a medium size. Upon its arrival I was quite impressed with the beautiful embroidered logo featuring the logo of Army.CA. I figured the logo had been changed from its silk screened version to be more durable which was confirmed by your representative.
Evidently though, in consideration of the material change for the logo, durability of human nipples were not taken into consideration. After wearing your product underneath my combat tunic and parka for one day of an exercise, I found that my left nipple, over which the logo was situated had become irritated and chafed. This resulted in my having to walk around in a duck-like fashion for the remainder of the exercise.
My nipple has since healed, however I am writing this letter to inform you that I will be suing you on its behalf for $250,000 due to emotional suffering and physical injury. The rest of my body, however would like to thank you for the extra feeling of strength and attractiveness that was given to it during the wear of the shirt. It would also like to suggest you create Army.CA brand nipple protection pads.
Regards,
Kyle Burrows
I recently made purchase of one of your Olive Drab t-shirts in a medium size. Upon its arrival I was quite impressed with the beautiful embroidered logo featuring the logo of Army.CA. I figured the logo had been changed from its silk screened version to be more durable which was confirmed by your representative.
Evidently though, in consideration of the material change for the logo, durability of human nipples were not taken into consideration. After wearing your product underneath my combat tunic and parka for one day of an exercise, I found that my left nipple, over which the logo was situated had become irritated and chafed. This resulted in my having to walk around in a duck-like fashion for the remainder of the exercise.
My nipple has since healed, however I am writing this letter to inform you that I will be suing you on its behalf for $250,000 due to emotional suffering and physical injury. The rest of my body, however would like to thank you for the extra feeling of strength and attractiveness that was given to it during the wear of the shirt. It would also like to suggest you create Army.CA brand nipple protection pads.
Regards,
Kyle Burrows