More and more funnies.. vol: something...

[MikeL]

I give you,  the stun sword
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-VVjqarZE

 

[dapaterson]

Thirty-three year old woman arraigned for hiring strippers for her 16 year son's birthday party.

http://www.ottawasun.com/2013/03/07/new-york-mother-arraigned-for-hiring-strippers-for-teens-party

 

[MikeL]

Colbert Report
http://www.youtube.com/embed/vhnLk3TJWFY?rel=0

 

[The Bread Guy]

 

[Pat in Halifax]

A buddy sent me this earlier today. My God, I needed a good laugh this week!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever

 

[BeyondTheNow]

A buddy sent me this earlier today. My God, I needed a good laugh this week!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever

Oh, too funny! I'd seen similar examples in the past, and never understood how it was even possible.....then I got an iPhone. Oh--is it ever possible. Words that I've never even remotely used before.  Funnily enough, the F word never gets corrected, and boy, does it ever get used a lot in conjunction with the auto-correct feature

 

[PMedMoe]

What I see in just about every PowerPoint slide:  http://humortrain.com/post/46430995099    :nod:

 

[CougarKing]

So now we know the REAL reason why Dennis Rodman visited North Korea recently.

Perhaps Kim calling Rodman "friend for life" meant more than just "being friends"?  :blotto:

;D

Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster'


The Onion link

PYONGYANG—As the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality of banning same-sex marriage, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un told reporters that, considering he’s not a completely awful human being, he unequivocally believes that gay people should be able to marry. “Of course I believe gay and lesbian couples should be treated equally under the law, for God’s sake; I’m not a monster,” the despotic leader said, adding that the idea of trying to stop a loving couple from legally marrying one another is not only wrong from a moral and ethical standpoint but also violates the Fourteenth Amendment. “I have no idea what’s going on with the justices over there, to be honest. The whole thing is a ******* embarrassment.” Kim added that, should the Supreme Court not declare same-sex marriage constitutional in all 50 states, he would strongly consider launching a nuclear weapon at the United States.

 

[Canadian.Trucker]

A buddy sent me this earlier today. My God, I needed a good laugh this week!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever

I love autocorrect pics.  I was laughing so hard while reading these my sides hurt.

 

[cupper]

A buddy sent me this earlier today. My God, I needed a good laugh this week!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever

Death Vibrators!  :rofl:

 

[Pat in Halifax]

Almost fell for it...until I saw Bubbles!:
http://www.vintagewings.ca/VintageNews/Stories/tabid/116/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/410/language/en-CA/Tails-of-Glory.aspx

 

[Dissident]

Made it to the Paffo: Ima Tarrgette

 

[observor 69]

Almost fell for it...until I saw Bubbles!:
http://www.vintagewings.ca/VintageNews/Stories/tabid/116/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/410/language/en-CA/Tails-of-Glory.aspx

I fell for it until I hit the link at the end to Vintage Wings.  :-[
Hey I think it's a great idea. 
Ann Murray on the tail of the Snowbirds...genius.

 

[CougarKing]

If you don't get the "Aliens" movie reference, I'm not explaining it...  :blotto:

 

[observor 69]

Canadian politicians and their Muppet doppelgangers

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/politics/archives/2013/04/20130405-134458.html

 

[Journeyman]

I don't think they meant it as a joke, but....

Democratic Republic of the Congo: U.N. Approves Offensive Operations

The U.N. Security Council on March 29 unanimously approved an "offensive" peacekeeping brigade to fight rebels in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the first U.N. force of its kind, The News International reported. The force of more than 2,500 troops was authorized to "neutralize" and "disarm" the rebel groups.

By "offensive," the UN means they can use more harshly-worded, possibly even rude, declarations to the combatants. 

That should do it!  :nod:




Link provided courtesy of Stratfor: Global Intelligence

 

[211RadOp]

Don't forget the rude gestures.  :nod:

 

[CougarKing]

Just like the latest Snickers commercials:

 

[CougarKing]

National Post link

 

[George Wallace]

I would say that he likes what he sees.... ;D