New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[AMcLeod]

there is a guy in my town that could pull that and then some :rofl:

 

[NL_engineer]

Mr. and Mrs Potato Head's Vacation

 

[NL_engineer]

And this one

 

[Trinity]

reminds me of  Weird Al...  White and Nerdy

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

I just hope those are really paintball guns with a barrel cover and not something more "fitting" of a group of half naked guys. Check out the "tip" on the last gun on the right...!

 

[niner domestic]

OMG, those are Moscovites vacationing near the Black Sea in early summer!

 

[Sig_Des]

Soon after the apprehension of the notorious "knee-sock" Bank Robbers, it was soon decided that the San-Franciso PD's policy on group mug shots would be changed.

 

[rmacqueen]

Paintball for masochists

 

[Trinity]

Suddenly, joining the fraternity didn't seem such a good idea.

 

[Shamrock]

No guys, it's supposed to be one in five, not five out of five.

 

[NL_engineer]

 

[GO!!!]

Desperate to compensate for the powder-blue wedge, 4 pilots create an airsoft team.

 

[NL_engineer]

My mommy says were special  ;D

 

[Mike Baker]

Even I'm not that strange  ;D

 

[Timmy!]

*theme to Team America*

America...
America...
America, F*** YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother f****g day yeah,
America, F*** YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, F*** YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, F*** YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow


We Saulte our Airsoft Troops on Saving the Day

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[Danjanou]

The mods on Milposers.net pose for a group pic ( could apply to either wanker photo)  8)

 

[gaspasser]

And this one

PLEASE, put on some clothes!
I can't put my finger on it (nor do I want to ) but this pic is w-r-o-n-g!



Brokeback Paintball

 

[NL_engineer]

*mod edit : Guys like the one in the picture i just removed are the ones that end up on CNN because they shot up a school.....no need to give them any more publicity.*

 

[JesseWZ]

Edit: Removed due to no point.

 

[zipperhead_cop]

BETTER WATCH YOUR A$$ES, BOYS!!  UNREAL TOURNAMENT JUST MET SAVED BY THE BELL!!

Day One: Ground Zero
Their parents had paid $20,000 each for them to attend Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six ReccesniperninjascubacommandoSASJTF-2SEAL6Spetznaz Summer Camp, and this batch of raw steel was ready to be forged into swords!

Week Two:  The Wheat from the Chaff
War is Hell, and Simulated Loosely Oriented War Summer Day Camp was certainly serious heck.  The team synergy was starting to come together, but not all are destined for a life dedicated to mildly challenging physical games that last up to four hours and someone had to go.  Despite the obvious leadership potential of his black and yellow knee socks, Benjamin "Still Beating Heart Eater" Knipperspitz had to be let go.  For one cannot be trusted on the stinging-welt ridden field of slapass Airsoft if one cannot do a credible job of putting glue on the paper plate in a sufficient amount to retain the macaroni.

Coming soon!
Week Four:  Graduation; A Hellstorm Unleashed  
See the lads get mocked and picked on at the mall, and hear what kind of brutal revenge they will TALK ABOUT FOR MONTHS (but not around Mom cause she is already thinking my friends are a bad influence)