Mine went like this
"Dialed, Press "0" to get to front desk"
"Answered"
Me: Hello sir, I haven't heard anything for a month or so, so I thought I would call for a status update.
RC: Not a problem, do you have your service number or can I have your name?
Me: Jason Culp and info provided
RC: Thank you but my computer is running awful slow today please bare with me.
RC: *5min later* OK Jason you need to speak to *this other guy*
Me: OK
RC: transfers me to other guy
RC: Other guy answers " Hi Jason yes we have found something on your file.
Me: Ah crap! What do I have to fix now?
RC: Haha No, you do not need to fix anything. We are just processing the paperwork for offers and you didn't hear it from *the other guy* but you have an offer coming either today or tomorrow.
Me: Oh OK thank you! You had me going there. I will look forward to hearing from you.
Byfromschool - It went like that.