Jack Knox for Prime Minister
Jack Knox: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It’s the Politicians
Frankly, it has been hard to keep up. Even now, promises rain down like candy from a parade float. A tax on luxury cars. A federal Family Day holiday. Caps on ATM charges. Planting two billion trees. Planting 10 billion trees.
Except nothing’s really sticking, is it? No one is quite sure what this election is all about, so now it has shifted to the trivial and the distracting, the sideshows outdrawing the main stage as the leaders go after each other’s supposed flaws.
Not that we in the news media aren’t complicit. It usually goes something like this:
Trudeau at a campaign stop: “Today I would like to unveil sweeping agricultural reforms that promise prosperity to canola farmers here in Broken Dreams, Saskatchewan.”
Media: “Boring. What about Andrew Scheer’s vestigial tail?”
Trudeau: “Um, vestigial tails have no place in a free and open society.”
Newspaper headline: “Trudeau rips Scheer over hidden tail.”
Scheer: “I don’t have a vestigial tail, but you might want to check Bernier.”
NDP press release: “Typical Scheer: Deny, deny, deflect -- just like that sketchy Elizabeth May.”
May: “I thought Singh was better than this. You should be disappointed in him.”
Times Colonist editorial -- “Tailgate: Let’s get to the bottom of this” (the TC has some very clever headline writers).
https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/jack-knox-be-afraid-be-very-afraid-it-s-the-politicians-1.23967945