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Parodies galore
« on: March 14, 2012, 00:08:27 »
Thought I'd bring some life back to this part of the site, and what better way to do that than music?!  :alone:

So, I did some parodies, and although they may pertain more to SCTCs, or Sea cadet camps, for seamanship/boatswains, I'm sure some will get a kick out of them!

SEXY AND I KNOW IT-Oirginally by LMFAO

When I sail on by,
Po’s lookin’ at us like dem’ be fly
I walk to the beat, marchin’ down the street in my new PT
... This is how I roll, Skittle’s going outta control.
It’s bosu’ns with the big boathouse.
Unlike sailors we go the doggie

Po, look at that sailin’
Po, look at that knotting.
Po, look at that polishing

I try hard!

Po, look at that sailin’
Po, look at that knotting.
Po, look at that polishing

I try hard!

When I march in this spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and is staring at me
I got wind up my sleeves and I ain’t afraid to blow it, blow it, blow it…

I’m a BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!
I’m a BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!
When I’m at Yule Hall, GT’s just can’t keep off
And when I’m on the dock, I’m in a life jacket throwin’ rocks
Wha?
This is how I roll, Skittles goin’ outta control
We’re headed to the boat house, PO’s don’t be nervous

My kit, no lice and I get to go, wha!

Po, look at that sailin’
Po, look at that knotting.
Po, look at that polishing

I try hard!

Po, look at that sailin’
Po, look at that knotting.
Po, look at that polishing

I try hard!

When I march in this spot, this is what I see
Everyone stops and is staring at me.
I got oars in my whaler and I ain’t afraid to row it, row it, row it

I’m a BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!
I’m a BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!

Sail, sail, sail, sail, sail, YEAH!!!
Row, row, row, row row, YEAH!!
Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, YEAH!!!
Sail, sail, sail, sail, sail, UH-HUH!
I’m a BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!
Do the sail, division!
You did the rowing, division!

I’m a BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!

Po, look at that sailin’
Po, look at that knotting.
Po, look at that polishing

I try hard!

Po, look at that sailin’
Po, look at that knotting.
Po, look at that polishing

I try hard!

I’M A BOATSWAIN AND I KNOW IT!!!






The infamous.... FRIDAY-Rebecca Black

Four am, waking up in the morning,
Gotta be showered, gotta be dressed
Gotta have my pt, gotta have my tilley
Watchin every one sail on
Gotta get down to the parade square
Gotta get in division, I see my friends




Kicken’ in the front rank
Chillen in the back rank
Gotta choose quickly
Where will I fall in?
We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us sail, sail
We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us row

Sailing, sailing Yeah
Rowing, rowing yeah!
Run, run, run, run
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains

7:45, we’re chilling in our barracks
Partyin’ so hard, time’s gonna fly
Row, row, think about motoring
We know what it is!
 I’ll tie this, you tie that
Friend is rowing beside me, ay,
I tie this, you tie that
We all know it!

Kicken’ in the front rank
Chillin’ in the back rank
Gotta choose quickly
Where can I fall in?

We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us sail, sail
We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us row

Sailing, sailing Yeah
Rowing, rowing yeah!
Run, run, run, run
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains

Over there are the bandies, bandies
We are the boatswains, boatswains
We we we are marching
We are swimming
We are gonna play ball today


There are the GTs, GTs,
And on parade, Gunners come afterwards

(rap)
D and Cs, G and Ts,
So chillen in the front rank
In the back rank
We’re marchin, diving
Fast pace, stand downs
With my friends by my side (whoo!)
Passin’ by the docks beside us
We wanna jump in, go for a swim
Check us out, we’re boatswains
We’re fun, we’re fun ya’ll!

We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us sail, sail
We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us row

Sailing, sailing Yeah
Rowing, rowing yeah!
Run, run, run, run
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us sail, sail
We’re boatswains, boatswains
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains
Everybody’s watching us row

Sailing, sailing Yeah
Rowing, rowing yeah!
Run, run, run, run
It’s cool ‘cause we’re boatswains






BORN THIS WAY-Lady Gaga

It doesn’t matter if you march quick or SL-OW-OW
Just hoist your sails up
Cause we march this way, baby

My chief told me when I first came
That none of us are qualified
They put my hair in a bun and took my make up off
In the quiet headshed

They’re everything with being who you are,
Because we’re all just the same here
So put your arms up as you march
Listen to what we say

I’m a boatswain in my way,
‘Cause the POs make no mistakes
I’m on the right path
‘Cause I was born this way (born this way)

Don`t hide yourself in regret,
Just be a boatswain and you`re set
We`re marching the right path, sir
We were born this way, born this way

Ohh, there ain’t no other trade, Ma’am, ‘cause I was born this way
Sir, I was born this way
Ohh, there ain’t no other trade, Ma’am, ‘cause I was born this way
I’m on the right path, sir, I was born this way


Don’t be a sailor, don’t be a GT
Don’t be a bandie, don’t be a gunner
Don’t be a staff, just be a boatswain!
Just be.

Give yourself time and take care of the division
Canex kid loves making beds
In the time of the first week
We must start a schedule, respect the staff.

A different trade, is a sin
You change and we will kill you
I love my trade, love my divison
Mi amore vole fi le yeh

I’m a sailor, in my way
‘Cause the po makes no mistakes
I’m marching on the right path, sir
‘Cause I was trained this way


Ohh, there ain’t no other trade, Ma’am, ‘cause I was born this way
Sir, I was born this way
Ohh, there ain’t no other trade, Ma’am, ‘cause I was born this way
I’m on the right path, sir, I was born this way
Don’t be a bandie, just be a boatswain
Whether from East or West
You’re North, South, East, and West
You’re Nunavut, you’re Niagara falls

Whether your unabilities,
No band, gt or gunnery
Hoist a sail today,
`Cause Boatswains are born this way

No matter old, young or in between
Living a girl`s or guy`s life
We`re marching the right path
Being boatswains, baby

I’m a boatswain in my way,
‘Cause the POs make no mistakes
I’m on the right path
‘Cause I was born this way (born this way)

Don`t hide yourself in regret,
Just be a boatswain and you`re set
We`re marching the right path, sir
We were born this way, born this way

Ohh, there ain’t no other trade, Ma’am, ‘cause I was born this way
Sir, I was born this way
Ohh, there ain’t no other trade, Ma’am, ‘cause I was born this way
I’m on the right path, sir, I was born this way







YEAH! I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN-Shania Twain

Let`s go guys, C`mon!
We`re marching on tonight, feelin’ kinda tight
Gonna let our shirts hang out
Wanna make make some noise? Let’s raise our voices
Yeah, we’re gonna scream and shout.
No real positions, make no decisions
Yeah, we’re gonna get out of file

The best thing about being a boatswain
Is the prerogative to have a little swag (Swag, swag)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget we’re all pros
Skittle shirts, short shorts
Oh, oh, oh,  really watch the bridge go up, right to the top
Oh, oh, oh, feel the energy, marchin’ like a machine
Hair in a bun, now undone
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, to sail the way I sail
Yeah, I feel like a boatswain!

We all need a break,
Tonight we’re gonna take
A whaler out on the town
We don’t need the oars,
We only want to sail, with our shirts hanging out

The best thing about being a boatswain
Is the prerogative to have a little swag (Swag, swag)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget we’re all pros
Skittle shirts, short shorts
Oh, oh, oh,  really watch the bridge go up, right to the top
Oh, oh, oh, feel the energy, marchin’ like a machine
Hair in a bun, now undone
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, to sail the way I sail
Yeah, I feel like a boatswain!


The best thing about being a boatswain
Is the prerogative to have a little swag (Swag, swag)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget we’re all pros
Skittle shirts, short shorts
Oh, oh, oh,  really watch the bridge go up, right to the top
Oh, oh, oh, feel the energy, marchin’ like a machine
Hair in a bun, now undone
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, to sail the way I sail
Yeah, I feel like a boatswain!

We get totally crazy,
Can you see it?
Come, come, come on chief yeah!
I feel like a boatswain!



So there's a few, please, if there's a song you'd like to see parodied, let me know! I love doing these, and want more.

Enjoy!