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Viagara in the slammer?
« on: March 21, 2006, 20:42:23 »
Came across this journalists ATIP request that was flagged amber for political considerations. Makes you wonder WTF is going on at CSC:

http://www.onlinedemocracy.ca/CAIRS/Amber_Mr05.pdf



 CSC2004000591 Correctional Service of Canada Media 2005-03-23 "A copy of
what was provided by CSC for A-2004-00485: List of the following prescription
medication given to inmates in each federal institution between January 2003 and
December 2004, as well as a list of offences for which the inmate requiring medication
has been incarcerated. - Viagra, Sildenafil citrate, Levitra, Vardenafil, Cialis, Tadalafil,
Caverject, Intracavernosal prostadil, MUSE-Medicated Urethral System for Erection
(transurethral alprostadil), Papaverine, Yohombin tablets, Phentolamine and Oral
Apomorphine. X-Reference: A-2004-00485"
CSC2004000592 Correctional Service of Canada Media
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2006, 20:47:08 »
Why would anyone need viagra in prison? It's not like.... Oh...OH GOD..ARRGH

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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2006, 20:51:56 »
Why would anyone need viagra in prison? It's not like.... Oh...OH GOD..ARRGH

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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2006, 20:59:48 »
BRUCE!!!

WTF?
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2006, 21:02:24 »
Uhh.... Like they need any help in that area...  :-X

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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2006, 21:13:50 »
I guess someone complained he wasn't doing hard time.
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2006, 21:15:55 »
 :-X :o
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2006, 21:21:10 »
I guess someone complained he wasn't doing hard time.

AHAHA  :D
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2006, 21:41:34 »
BRUCE!!!

WTF?

OK, hard hat time.
One nice sunny day at the Psychiatric jail in Brockville, I took an inmate for a medical appointment at the local hospital. Once in the medical room I settled into my chair a few feet away so that I could observe the inmate but not be too intrusive into the medical stuff.
Well doctor asks said inmate to open his gown and the next question I heard was " So has it always hung to the left?" I just about had full cardiac arrest on the spot. After listening to the conversation steer towards not being able to stay totally hard I'm sure I was bleeding out of my ear canals. Apparently the civilian nurses that do the "clinical" stuff at the new jail [who in thier defense did all come from a psych. hospital] thought that this young mans self esteem problems resulted from this.
Needless to say this did not happen again and the prescription for the "other kind" [ can't recall name]of Viagra went into his property for when he was discharged.

Can't speak for the Federal system though..........

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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2006, 21:52:28 »
LOL - hopefully no "free samples" found their way into another inmates hands. Sticky situation.
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2006, 15:36:53 »
Hey, if they can get crack, pot and alcohol, then why not Viagra?  Don't forget, nothing in Canada is more precious than our criminals.  If some a$$hat wants a bone-on 24/7, and that keeps him from getting double and triple time credit for his jail time because the facility is oh-so-unpleasant, then fill him up. Since the deterrence of psycho monster inmates that love their girl boy prisoners is not much of a deterant to anyone, maybe psycho monster inmates that love their girl boy prisoners that can have erections lasting up to four hours will be. 
Hell, include a Barry White CD with the prescription.   :P
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2006, 23:31:18 »
That's the last thing they need, lol. More people will be raped than ever now.
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Re: Viagara in the slammer?
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2006, 23:41:55 »
That's the last thing they need, lol. More people will be raped than ever now.

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